Pizza Bread Cheese
I’ve encountered Scandinavian bread cheese at various Midwest farmers markets where sellers will give you oozy, grilled cheese samples on toothpicks cooked right there on a George Foreman. Irresistible! It’s slightly squeaky, like Halloumi, with a spotty brown, bread-like crust, hence the name. Trader Joe was like, let’s make it PIZZA-FLAVORED, because he knows his audience. Slice it, put it on bread, and slam it into the toaster oven. Six minutes later it’s melted, bubbly, browned, and satisfying that after-school-pizza-bagel craving.
Kalua Pork Spring Rolls
These pork spring rolls have so much fake smoke flavoring that I googled “liquid smoke cancer?” and found out that it’s less carcinogenic to eat smoke-flavored foods than to eat smoked foods. How about that!